Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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