found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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