Im at strip club and am horny
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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