I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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