just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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