the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
