bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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