I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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