You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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