it wasn't lemon gatorade
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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