Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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