I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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