I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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