Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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