Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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