what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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