she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
