Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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