Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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