And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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