Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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