you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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