I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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