yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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