If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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