Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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