can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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