Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
