So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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