do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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