I think I am morally bankrupt
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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