i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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