READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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