So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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