sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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