Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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