so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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