This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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