Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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