nut hugger
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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