well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
is that a dick in a sweater?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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