are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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