On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The feeling are messing with the penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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