I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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