she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
then he tried to convert me to islam
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Im part way to drunk.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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