This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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