i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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