Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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