Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
