the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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