My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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