i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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