Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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