Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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