Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My dick has a subreddit
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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