This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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