I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm at about main and main street
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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