yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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